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Monday, February 01, 2010

The Curtain Comes Down

After four and a half years and nearly 500 movie commentaries, this mollusk is tired. What started out as a fun hobby has turned into a nearly full-time job, with great benefits (free movies and popcorn!), but popcorn doesn’t pay the mortgage and I’m just not well enough these days to continue to make the trip to my favorite theaters, the Essex Cinemas and Cumberland 12, to check out the latest releases in the timely way I used to. So this will be my final Adventure in the Dark, at least of the cinematic variety. It’s been fun. Who knows? Maybe I’ll see you at the movies once in a while.   


Anonymous said...

I just hope that Ms. Zilla doesn't ever close her clam shell. We all need the clam in clamzilla!! Love you so much... Hey, now I get to take you to the movies! Corbett

sailor-titan said...

Aw, I loved your reviews. You'll be sorely missed!

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